Top Ten: You know your an alcholic when:
10. You live in Los Vagas and you end up in Chiago in the dead of winter not knowing how you got there.
9. You end up at the Oakland bus station passed out drunk out in front.
8. You take the pastors van to the strip club.
7. You wake up next to a sheep in your bed.
6. You think that the jail is a hotel.
5. You start your drinking career at Bible College.
4. Your friends tell you your not an alcholic and then after drinking with you they tell you they think you might be an alcholic.
3. You switch from Jack Daniels to methadone.
2. You end up in the mental helath ward of the hospital and you look around and think these people are crazy and then, wiat a minute I am in here to!
1. You leave the house telling every one your going to the post office and don't come home for three days!
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